Party lines of the telephone kind. Part 1
March 17, 2009
About 1983 we escaped Kilcowera for a brief trip to Brisbane – first time away since marrying in 1980. Yeehah!!! I remember being in some business house and the salesperson asked for my phone number, unthinkingly I replied “ Thargomindah 22R” I got a very blank look and then the question “ How do you dial that” Good question. Seeing as I hadn’t been to a city since marrying I didn’t know. When we were in a local town we used a telecard to make a call. Seems you had to ring an operator and they would put the caller through to the Thargomindah phone exchange operator who would then ring the station with their own distinctive call. Our number was 22R – the r was a short, long, short ring, based on Morse code.
It had taken me a long time to differentiate between the calls on our party line as there were 8 stations on our line. Our other place Zenonie was 22U, two shorts and a long and our immediate neighbour was 3 shorts, so everyone on the line knew who was getting a phone call. Some of the ladies were a bit sticky beakish and would pick up when you were on a call just to see if they could work out who you were talking to in 10 seconds or so. They could always pretend they had been outside and not heard the phone ring and wanted to make a call themselves but the one on the phone could hear when the other person picked up and if the intruder didn’t put the phone down fairly quickly you would loudly say WORKING!
All having to share one line was a bit frustrating at times especially if you needed to make a call urgently or before close of business, so if you were a bit desperate you would just keep picking up the phone so the other person got the hint to get off, of course if it was an emergency you would just say so and they would get off but probably not before you told them what the nature of the emergency was. You can imagine that this system didn’t encourage long gossipy calls often. Except in what were deemed to be the quiet times of the day. More on this in my next post!

Catalogues this week – Innovations, Damart, Retravision, Cellar Masters.
February 28, 2009
A bit more on catalogues……. Then there were the electrical and white goods catalogues. Very drool worthy too. Specialist lingerie ones and those for all things babyish, then along came wine and alcohol catalogues, office supplies, jewelry, Avon, shoes and RM Williams ones (too expensive!!!!!)
My silliest purchase was an expensive ring from Magnamail. I ordered this diamond ring from a picture, paid up front and waited about 5 months before I received it. Really thought that I had done my dough. When I did get the ring I was very happy with it though. Thinking back, all I can say in my defense was that I hadn’t had a shopping splurge for a very long time. And I do love jewelry!
But that’s not all, then there were the blokes catalogues. Have you ever seen a bull catalogue? The pages are strewn with cows and bulls backsides and bulls testicles. Impressive stuff!! Then there’s the machinery trader full of dozers, graders, trucks and bits and pieces that lift or push, dig or plough, water or cut something.
Greg especially likes the camping, fishing, 4WD type of catalogues, poor bugger he doesn’t get away much to use our camping gear. Our last big trip was maybe 5 years ago when we had a good look around WA. He also likes tool and power tool catalogues, I try to make note of what especially interests him in these for future present giving. Blokes are so hard to buy a pressie for – I mean you can’t give him a shirt or belt or socks – too boring. But it’s gotta be something he lusts after. I draw the line at a $7000 welder though . I did buy him a Lindsell hoist one birthday cause his back isn’t as good as it used to be. The doctor told him he should reassess his capabilities after G strained some back muscles while lifting batteries out of his dozer.
Other super interesting ones he gets are water tank catalogues. I tell you the makers of poly ethylene tanks have really branched out. Did you know that you can have a dog kennel made out of poly ethylene? Or a water dish? A calfateria? Yes – they make tanks and troughs and poly pipe and poly pegs and things for chook food and water, bins, garden edging, pools, tool boxes and wheel chocks? AMAZING!!!!!
We also get a newspaper free each month and it’s basically a catalogue for aeroplanes and all things pertaining to. Lincott Linen have a catalogue full of work clothes, boots, coats, blankets, sheets, mattress covers, socks and singlets. I buy our mattress covers there still and Greg’s special woolen socks. We’ve got an old windmill catalogue too. They are all there to tempt us and then there’s the internet – the window to the world.
Letterbox’s fondness for green frogs.
February 22, 2009
Another interesting person we had here was Letterbox. A very capable man, a big burly bloke, very smart and a top musterer. He had a little weakness though which sometimes prevented him from turning up for the job. If he wasn’t here on time you just knew that he wasn’t coming.
When he first started coming out and doing a few days mustering for us we thought we had really struck it lucky with Letterbox as he was so good at the job and he and Greg got along really well. After he’d been here awhile he took it upon himself to look after the grass around the shearers’ quarters where he bunked down. We would often hear “I’ll just slip down and move the sprinklers around the quarters” What a diligent man! A gem! Or it was “I’ll move the sprinklers in the sheep yard or the cattle yard” Righto Letterbox!
Well it transpired that L was a fairly thirsty sort of a fellow who was mightily fond of what he called his green frogs – cans of VB and he just needed a few to get through the day – and he did move the sprinklers too.
One Melbourne Cup day we were bringing a mob of cattle in to the yard and still had 5 or 6 kms to go before the race, I had resigned myself to not seeing it and was a bit glum. I love the champions of the turf and horse racing. Looking around at the mob of cattle I saw that Letterbox was nowhere to be seen. “Huh, b*st*rds gone off to move the sprinklers, I’ll bet!” flashed through my brain. About a half hour later he returned with a couple of green frogs for everyone and a radio so we could hear the race that stops a nation out in the middle of the paddock. What a good man!

Catalogues were very big in the 80’s & 90’s and still are!
February 22, 2009
When we first married and I came to live here we made our own electricity, had a third world phone, not much money, no credit cards (nobody trusted them), no internet, a once weekly mail service and I was also the new kid on the block with a pair of in laws to try and win over.
We had to live quite a frugal lifestyle as the family had to go into debt to buy Kilcowera and understandably wanted to pay it off asap.
So there just wasn’t the money to spend on luxuries, holidays or even former pursuits of Greg’s like playing polo. His horses were now just used for mustering.
The other women on nearby stations were considerably older than me but offered me friendship and advice and an avenue for plant, vegetable, egg and magazine swapping which saved money and gave me a sense of belonging to this very cliquey new world I found myself in.
We would often receive catalogues in our mail. Oh, how I used to drool over the Myer Direct one! It used to have everthing in it – clothes through to homewares and furniture. Well about 10 years ago Ezibuy took it over and Myer had nothing to do with it any more, I was pretty disgusted about that. (Sshh, Ezibuy is a NZ company). I still buy the odd thing out of Ez when I just need to buy something! All the woolen things are made from NZ wool which sticks in my craw as the Australian wool industry needs all the help it can get!
That used to be my all time favorite, but there were others, the bulb catalogues were big in my life. I only had to look at the special deal on Daffodils or Jonquils and in my minds eye could see drifts of flowers under the trees in my lawn. Digger’s seeds come to mind too. Fair dinkum, us gardeners must be the most optimistic people on the planet. Over the years I have spent thousands on plants and bulbs, fertilizers, water crystals, pots and seeds. And I’m still not happy with either of my gardens. Still, 15 years of drought out of the 28 that I have been here might have something to do with the gardens’ lack of lushness. Selective thinning when I have to ask Greg to come in to the garden with his chain saw to cut down dead trees. More on this topic soon…………








